Yup. It's back. Covid is back and it's probably here with motivation. We embarrassed it last time and we laughed at it. We've seen this before and, honestly, we can easily get through this again. This isn't a motivational pep talk though. It's a Yammer House Public Service Announcement. If you're reading this, you probably have some common sense, so keep reading.
I swear, if I turn up to my local supermarket to find that there is no toilet paper, I'm going to get mad. We don't need to stack up our supply of toilet paper, but considering how much some idiots bought last time around, we've probably already run out. Don't get me wrong, moving to Alert Level Two was probably the right idea, but man... You undo everything if you panic, so chill out.
Just calm down, it'll be fine. The Prime Minister is saying "be kind" as if, one, we were all stabbing each other in the face and, two, as if she's the host replacing Ellen DeGeneres on Ellen. Seriously... Just chill out. It'll be fine if you don't ram trolleys into one another or lick someone. Just do what we usually do, or at least what I do... Ignore everyone and pretend they don't exist.
Don't be stupid because I sort of like it now that sports are back and everything.
Written by someone not qualified to talk about this subject.
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