So... I know... I'm gaining weight. Think about it though. If all you did in life was sitting in a seat, hunched over while typing blogs to just finish them and decide you don't like them... You'd get fat too. I'm well aware of the weight I've put on. I actually find it funny. It's just another nickname to add to the pile. I'm still not as useless as the slob who told me I looked fat today while he was also eating a donut. What an idiot.
Yes, this is the fattest I've ever been, but screw you guys. I like food. Stop judging me for writing a sports blog instead of actually playing sports. I'm injury prone according to some physio, so here I am. If I could play sports, I would. It is also unfortunate that I've managed to sufficiently suck at everything I've ever done in a sports uniform. So thanks for the concern, but nah, go away.
To all those who don't think I'm putting on weight, just know that as I'm writing this, I have a half-finished chocolate block that will be devoured before I sleep tonight. I'm going to eat it unapologetically too. To those who have thought I'm fat,but don't say anything because you don't want to hurt my feelings... My feelings don't exist, so you might as well go for it. Finally, to those who openly call me out for being fat, like the hypocrite scoffing down a donut today... You are what you eat. I just happen to eat a lot more flattering things than a donut.
I haven't found any fat recent photos of me, but I couldn't find skinny old ones of me either, so I hope you enjoy the empty blog.
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