My New Least Favourite Team: The Brooklyn Nets

So I'm very late to the party on this one, to say the least. If you consume any of the NBA's product and you missed what I'm about to say, you must be living under a rock or you're just stupid. James Harden got traded to the Nets to go play with Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving. It might sound fantastic, but I'll say this one thing about it... I think I hate the Brooklyn Nets more than any other team in the league now.

I've always disliked James Harden. I don't like his beard. I don't like his face. I don't like how he cries to officials when he gets called for travelling or when his flops don't work. I just don't like the guy at all. He is a great asset to a team on the floor, there's no doubting that, but the man must be a tyrant in the locker room. He was practically gifted Chris Paul and then when he didn't like him, he was handed Russell Westbrook on a silver plate. What'd he do with those two? Make the Rockets arguably worse (somehow) while the teams who traded their stars away saw great improvements with the pieces from Houston. Everyone believed the narrative that Chris Paul was the problem and then everyone believed the same thing about Russ until they just sort of... didn't... It was such a switch, but I just don't like James Harden.

Kyrie Irving is another one I don't like. We know he's stupid because he still thinks the world is flat. He calls himself a "Free Thinker" but realistically... I am convinced he is actually free of thinking. He didn't like being in a team with LeBron because he didn't like being the Robin to Batman. Guess what Kyrie. You're a bum. You don't know how to lead a team. You messed it up big time in Boston and now you're going to mess it up in Brooklyn. We all know it. I just can't stand the guy. Thankfully Kemba was there to rescue to Boston from the bus you threw it under. Just go sail off the side of the world if you think it's flat, Kyrie.

Overall, KD is fine in my books. He's the leader of the group. Let's just hope him and Coach Steve Nash can save them. Have fun without all the depth, boys!