Oh... Philadelphia... You call yourself a great sporting city. How can you possibly do that when the best team in this city is the damn Flyers? I won't be talking about the Flyers here, they are exempt, but for the rest of you... YOU STINK. You literally smell like a cheesesteak. I can't stand the pathetic excuse of a sports city you are. I can't believe that I continue to support you. I have no reason to support you besides the fact that Winnipeg only plays Hockey at the professional level. Philadelphia, you are the reason I have hate. I hate supporting these teams. I hate being laughed at after saying "Philly" when asked who I support. This is all your fault.
Let's start off with the Sixers. YOU SUCK. Your leadership core sucks. I've seen traffic lights in China that get respected more than you. I can't stand this team and the fact that you blamed Brett Brown and got him fired is weak. Just play better you overpaid bunch of turds. I blame every single one of you for the loss of his job. You need to be better. Sort it out and bring this city and the global fans you have something to be proud of. They deserve it after the crap you have put them through. Sort it out.
Alright... I'm gonna say this about the Phillies. Play. Better. Baseball... You're meant to be the flagship sport in Philadelphia. You're mediocre at best. Joe Girardi is probably one of the better Managers this team has had in years. Take this opportunity and play some Baseball. I've never written this small of a paragraph about a team before, but you don't deserve much else right now.
Okay... The elephant in the room. The Eagles. Words cannot possibly describe the pain you have put the city of Philadelphia and Eagles fans around the world in. I hate the crap I see week after week. We're 0-2 to start the season. That's worse than the Browns... How are you worse than the Browns? You lose against the Rams 37-19... Seriously? There's something worse than that though... You lost to a team that doesn't even have a name. You lost to the Football Team. I've seen sandcastles more capable of stopping rushers than that disgrace of an offensive line, but it doesn't help when Carson Wentz runs into screens as if they would help put points on the board. Seriously... Eight sacks in one damn game?!? How pathetic are you?
Now get lost Philly. You have all wasted my time.
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