A Week in the Life of Aaron Wan-Bissaka

Aaron Wan-Bissaka and his Manchester United team earnt many positive headlines this week, thumping Newcastle domestically and seeing off Paris Saint-Germain in the Champions League. Wan-Bissaka was impressive in both, scoring against the Magpies and pocketing Kylian Mbappé in France.

Such achievements, though, do not make good blog topics. This is Yammer House, the online home of mediocrity. And this week we discovered that Wan-Bissaka’s private – that is to say, all over Instagram – life is mediocre indeed.

Well, his faithfulness certainly is.

You see, this week his long-term girlfriend dumped him. This was after she discovered that he had been cheating on her and fathered a love child (which it is claimed he does not want). Here, though, is the fun (?) part: these events were with different women. The mother of the love child is a third, unidentified woman.

It was the second one, Marliesia Ortiz (pictured, couldn’t possibly say what he sees in her), who confessed to the relationship and sparked the dumping.

In short, it’s a bloody mess. And while Wan-Bissaka can definitely (he's on ninety thousand pounds per week) afford child support, he clearly has a major problem.

He thinks with the wrong head.